Holla, We Want Pre-Nup

"It's sumpin' dat cha need ta have, cause when she leave yo ass, she gon leave wit half"...unless...you're celebrity Cubs fan Bill Murray.

Saw this article today. Apparently Bill Murray's wife is leaving him. Bummer. Billy's ex is citing "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment." Ouch.

Thankfully, Bill took the smart route and locked in the "antenuptial agreement" (available for full download through the article. Looks like he's going to get out of this thing after having bought this lady a $1M house and after paying her a relatively measly $7M "marital award"/"leave me the eff alone" penance.

A Towel Drills cheer to Billy for locking this up and not taking a ride down the Michael Strahan Stairway to Divorce Hell. Lionel...you reading this?

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