Malt Liquor Bull?

Big Z's issues with cramping has been in the headlines since his first start this year. The Bull finally came out and disclosed that he has an addiction to caffeine. His favorites for the cure to this hunger? coffee and energy drinks. He states that he has significantly cut down on his caffeine intake but that no one knows what he does at home...

Really Z? why would you say that? It is like when that pregnant dude was on tv in his backyard saying "even now I am nervous...our neighbors have no idea i am pregnant and I am afraid they may hear me doing this interview" ??? Really big guy? you are giving this interview to CBS and you were on Oprah...i think your neighbors know now.

So Big Z stop being a pregnant dude and cut out the caffeine...When Lou was asked about the caffeine issue, he stated: "I've never had Red Bull in my life, but I've actually seen people at a bar order Red Bull and vodka," Piniella said. "I can't comprehend that. If I had a couple of those things, I'd be like the malt liquor bull (from the old TV commercials) leaving the bar. My lord."

Comments (3)


April 14, 2008 at 10:10 AM

Am I the only one who gets excited about the thought of Lou Pinella jacked up on Red Bull in the dugout? Could you imagine? Get that dude all hopped up on the Bull then set him loose on an ump? Wow...I'm going to think about that for a while. Great stuff.


April 14, 2008 at 10:37 AM

Borrowing from the Arthur school of journalism, I bet it would be something like this, times 10.


April 14, 2008 at 10:43 AM

I think this was the commercial Lou was referring to. It speaks for itself.