Fat Guy in Some Little Pants

So I'm watching the Reds/Brewers game earlier tonight and what do I see? Prince Fielder's fat ass rocking the short pants. Now...I love me some knee-high pants. A lot of guys, like Soriano, look cool in them. (And if you really want to be cool in my book, rock the short pants and striped stirrups). But Prince Fielder...I mean...could he look any fatter? (Here's a "before" shot for comparison: Long pants)

I just heard the Reds broadcasters discussing this. Apparently it has something to do with him paying tribute to the Negro League players. I don't give a shit. Fix your pants fat ass. Bud Selig needs to step in here and institute a new rule. If you're North of 350 lbs, get some friggin' pants that fit.

What the hell is going on with the Brewers this year anyway? You've got this Fielder thing. Then there's this BS. If you're Mark Attanasio (the owner of the Brewers, apparently-i banker), and you're shelling out millions of dollars to these guys and they come out looking like hobos in dresses...wouldn't that piss you off? Me too.

Comments (4)

Anonymous

October 8, 2008 at 6:14 PM

dude if you hit fifty home runs in one season,
you can do whatever the fuck you want.

and whats wrong with payind tribute to your heritage?

youre a fuckin cock man.

Anonymous

April 20, 2009 at 5:53 PM

your an ass hole none of the gay players you like could ever hit fiftey home runs you cock sucker

Anonymous

April 29, 2009 at 7:59 PM

your a racist fagget that sits at home judging people. i bet you will never amount to anything he is. and saying that you dont give a shit about the negro league? jesus christ do u still live on a southern plantation for god sakes? go brewers.

Anonymous

June 24, 2009 at 3:18 PM

prince fielder is better than all the cubs look where the brewers are because of him they made it farther in the playoffs than the gay cubs and now in first