Beer Prices Down

Binny's Beverage Depot announced today that it will be slashing prices from now 'til October, thanks in large part to their descreased need to donate money to JDRF. The news comes on the heels of the realization that Alfonso Soriano will continue to be the Cubs lead off hitter, meaning a decrease in Binny's charitable effort to donate $100 to JDRF for every game where the leadoff hitter gets a hit to start the game. At the press conference, Drinky McBeer of Binny's said "we waited to announce the news until we were sure that Lou wanted to keep Alfonso in the leadoff spot. Now that a week has passed, we feel confident that he is there to stay and we won't have to shell out a hundred bucks often, so we can afford to cut our prices."

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April 9, 2008 at 9:22 PM

If I didn't know better, I'd say that this was satirical.